1. Help! There's Somebody Who Looks Like Me Following Me Around Slapping Me in the Face

    neatomosquitoaltlitfireworksshow:

    Just going about my business.

    And then, the moment a certain type of thought appears in my mind, when I think something like, “You’re going to be a poor miserable slob ‘til the day you die because you’re lazy and majored in English and you’re a fuckhead”…

    …or, “The girl you love will marry…

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